United States of LOL
Own a piece of America.
The bidding game for all 50 states: claim one, get outbid, climb the board.
- Florida was taken for $803.37
- California has been held for 11 days
- Delaware is now worth $41.74
- Louisiana changed hands
- North Dakota has remained suspiciously quiet
- New York was taken for $525.89
Why you can trust it
No account. No tracking. No fine print.
Secure by default
Served only over HTTPS with a strict Content-Security-Policy and HSTS. No ad networks and no cross-site tracking.
Privacy-first
No account and no marketing email. No tracking cookies, no ad networks. We never sell your data, and the Privacy policy lists exactly what we keep.
Payments done right
Bids are real US-dollar payments through a dedicated payments provider. Every price is shown before you confirm. No subscription, no hidden fees.
Open and honest
Plain-language Rules, Terms, and Privacy policy you can read in a minute. Bids are final. Not affiliated with any government.
Who owns America?
- 1Florida@lobster_llc$995
- 2New York@big_sky_holdings$648
- 3California@gerald$426
- 4Louisiana@the_limited$314
- 5Massachusetts@pacific_standard$299
- 6Georgia@prairie_dogecoin$283
- 7Texasopen$267
- 8Ohio@big_sky_holdings$192
- 9Oregon@sun_belt_sam$153
- 10New Jersey@pacific_standard$137
- 1@lobster_llc2★$1.1k
- 2@big_sky_holdings2★$840.34
- 3@pacific_standard2★$435.48
- 4@gerald1★$426.45
- 5@the_limited2★$418.36
- 6@prairie_dogecoin3★$360.37
- 7@corn_futures2★$215.99
- 8@sun_belt_sam1★$153.03
- Florida was taken for $803.37
- California has been held for 11 days
- Delaware is now worth $41.74
- Louisiana changed hands
- North Dakota has remained suspiciously quiet
- New York was taken for $525.89
- Ohio has been held for 6 days
- Mississippi is now worth $28.65
- New York changed hands
- New Mexico has remained suspiciously quiet
- Minnesota was taken for $26.79
- Nebraska has been held for 8 days
- Ohio is now worth $192.18
- North Carolina changed hands
The short version
How United States of LOL works
United States of LOL is a bidding game about confidence. All fifty states are up for grabs. You claim one by placing the highest bid, a real US-dollar payment, and anyone can outbid you to take it. A live leaderboard keeps score of who owns America. Every price is shown up front, and bids are final.
Claim a state
Open the map, pick a state, and place a bid. Every unclaimed state opens at $1, so planting your first flag costs a single dollar.
Outbid a rival
Want a state someone already holds? Bid at least $1 over the current price. Your card is charged on the spot, and the state is yours until someone beats it.
Top the leaderboard
Hold states to climb the standings for biggest landholder and most valuable state, and watch the live feed react to every move.
Questions
- What is United States of LOL?
- United States of LOL is a bidding game about confidence. Every US state is up for grabs. You claim a state by placing the highest bid on it, and anyone can take it from you later by bidding higher. The board keeps a running leaderboard of who owns America.
- How do I claim a state?
- Pick a state on the map and place a bid. Unclaimed states open at $1. To take a state that someone already holds, you bid at least $1 more than the current price. Your card is charged when you place the bid; once it clears, your name and logo sit on that state until the next person outbids you.
- Is it real money?
- Yes. Bids are real US-dollar payments, taken at the moment you place them through our payments provider. Every state opens at $1 and each new bid must beat the current price by at least $1. Bids are final: we do not refund a bid because someone later outbid you. It is a novelty game, not an investment, and it is not affiliated with any government.
- Do I need an account?
- No account. Anyone can browse the map and the leaderboard. When you place a bid you pick a display handle and, optionally, a company name, link, and logo, then pay through our checkout. We do not run a mailing list or third-party trackers.
- What happens when someone outbids me?
- The state changes hands immediately. The new owner's details replace yours on the map, the price ratchets up by at least $1 for the next challenger, and the activity feed and leaderboard update in real time. Your earlier bid is not refunded.
- Who is this for?
- Anyone who enjoys a low-stakes competitive game: founders planting a flag for their company, friends fighting over their home state, or people who just want to be, briefly, the owner of Texas.
Safe by design
- No account, no tracking. Browse without signing in. No marketing email, no tracking cookies, no ad networks. We never sell your data. See the Privacy policy.
- Real US-dollar bids. Payments run through a dedicated provider, every price is shown before you confirm, and bids are final. Being outbid is the game, not a billing error.
- Plain rules. Read the Rules and Terms in a minute. Not affiliated with any government, which is probably for the best.